 God created the donkey and said to him. "You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years." The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50years is much. Give me only 20years" God granted his wish. .................................................................... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God created the dog and said to him: "You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30years. You will be a dog. " The dog answered: "Sir, to live 30years is too much,give me only15 years. " God granted his wish.size=6> ........................................................................ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God created the monkey and said to him: "You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. " The monkey answered: "To live 20years is too much, give me only 10years." God granted his wish. .................................................................... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally God created man... and said to him: "You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth. You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals. You will dominate the world and you will live 20years." Man responded: "Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little, give me the 30years that the donkey refused, the 15years that the dog did not want and the 10years the monkey refused. " God granted man's wish ................................................................ And since then, man lives 20 years as a man , marries and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his back. Then when his children are grown, he lives 15years like a dog taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him, so that when he is old, he can retire and live 10years like a monkey, going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren. That's Life. | |
Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 31, 2017
Family Problems ... !!!
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot
after shot.
to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I
haven't even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to
marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have
a hell lot of family problems.'
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Why Bill Gates Decides to Sell Off Microsoft?
Letter from Balakrishna to Mr. Bill Gates
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice:
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any re-scooter is available in system? I find only re-cycle, but I own a scooter at my home.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Nice..Must Read Story!!
Engineer : Hello,
plss.. talk to me... y u r not picking up the call ?????"
Friend: "everything is alright?"
Engineer : "wat alright.. noting is alright.. see the time.. its 11pm.. n I m
coming now from office..no food for me today also.. now I will cook...
From the past 3 days..I m eating only maggie... n my PM eating only
me..see the price hikes, everything is 2/- more frm yesterday.. except
my salary...I think the begger or shop keeper in front of my office.. earns more than
me.. wat shud I do..."
Friend: "wat happened.. wat r u talking"
Engineer : "wat i m talking???? no, I m not talking.. Manager dont allow anyone to
talk except the client.. who always talks something.. from past 3 months
i didnt take any leave..now from 3 weeks.. i m just begging for one dam
leave.. n wat response i got....'why u want to waste an important day of
plss.. talk to me... y u r not picking up the call ?????"
Friend: "everything is alright?"
Engineer : "wat alright.. noting is alright.. see the time.. its 11pm.. n I m
coming now from office..no food for me today also.. now I will cook...
From the past 3 days..I m eating only maggie... n my PM eating only
me..see the price hikes, everything is 2/- more frm yesterday.. except
my salary...I think the begger or shop keeper in front of my office.. earns more than
me.. wat shud I do..."
Friend: "wat happened.. wat r u talking"
Engineer : "wat i m talking???? no, I m not talking.. Manager dont allow anyone to
talk except the client.. who always talks something.. from past 3 months
i didnt take any leave..now from 3 weeks.. i m just begging for one dam
leave.. n wat response i got....'why u want to waste an important day of
Do You Know Who Is Siddharth Appaswamy?
During lunch break one afternoon at work, Rajgopalan and Shakaracharya were chatting....
Rajgopalan: Shankar, I've been working late every day since I have joined here & hence I got a promotion this appraisal.
Shankaracharya: How could it be Raj? Is that the only secret?
Rajgopalan: No, in the process of staying after office hours, I have also gathered a lot of General Knowledge; & my boss also asked me such questions at appraisal time.
Shankaracharya: Like what?
Rajgopalan: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
Shankaracharya: No
Rajgopalan: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you spent more time in office after office hours you would know this!
Monday, August 15, 2011
A Short Story About An Woman
been waiting for you! Good to see you."
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
It Happens Once In 1000 Years
THE ONLY TIME WE WILL SEE AND LIVE THIS EVENT in 1000 YEARS.
Calendar for July 2011
Calendar for July 2011
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· This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years.
Rather interesting - read on!!!.
Rather interesting - read on!!!.
· This year we're experienced and going to experience four unusual dates.
1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all...
1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all...
· Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born - now add the age you will be this year,
The results will be 111 for everyone in whole world.
It is a mystery.
The results will be 111 for everyone in whole world.
It is a mystery.
Monday, November 1, 2010
Monday, October 25, 2010
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Perception: Women Vs.Men
Women Friends chatting in office.Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Monday, September 6, 2010
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Amazing Incidents
Hard to believe that all these photos are real or photoshop, But this is amazing and wondrous, More images after the jump....
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Amazing Optical Illusions On Web
You would think that these almond are moving, but these are not.
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Watch this illusive circle which appears to be moving.
Some more illusions can be found here.
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Rotating Circles
These circles are not moving. Seriously!source
Count the Elephant's Legs?
Can you count the elephant's legs in the following picture?source
Castle Over Water
Keep staring at the dot in the first picture. When the second picture appears keep staring at the dot, for a few seconds for your eyes it seems that the second pic is in colors which actually is not, because that's just in black and white colors.Stripes
Go to the source and grab the stripes image to the right and slowly drag it over the other stripes layer below it and watch what happens?source
Trippy Optical Illusion
If you want to feel the effect after taking drugs without taking anything then try this illusion. Stare at the center and when the video stops look away from computer screen.source
Distance Difference Illusion
Go to the URL below at source. Don't press the button "Ruler" first! Grab the central arrow with your mouse and drag its tip to the center between the outer arrowheads. Now you may press "Show Ruler" and learn how you fared!source
Watch this illusive circle which appears to be moving.
Some more illusions can be found here.
